Do you take the pictures yourself?

No, they are selfies.

Why do you do it? Why did you start

i have/had a lot of pictures. When life gives you dicks, make dickonade!

Do you ask for pictures?

No, i just print. The dicks come by themselves.

Where do the pictures come from?

Tinder, OKcupid, Plenty of Fish, Feeld, Facebook etc. mostly via whatsapp.

They can’t send pictures on dating apps, can they?

No. i give my number to accelerate the dates, but instead of a beer they send pictures so i sell the dick and get my own beer.

Why don’t you just block their number?

Because there’s an endless supply of dicks taking and sending pics. It’s statistically impossible to block them all or anticipate the harassment. Assuming i can anticipate an harassment is victim-blaming by the way 🙁

I already have one!

i have more… more than 800 in fact. Imperially statistically better than yours. Also worse. Pick a Dick! Any Dick!

I Never sent/got one.

I have more than 800, you could have one of mine.

How much do the dickpics cost?

Depends on the size.

What does “unsolicited” mean?

It mean i neither asked nor accepted it. The dicks come by themselves!

Why do guys send Dickpics?

They wanna see Clitpics. They think it’s fair trade. Actually it’s peer pressure “you’ve seen mine: you have to show me yours!” Sadly 10% of women are ill-equipped to reject peer pressure.